i fucking hate people

SO I'm sitting here at Stauf's listening to a couple have a fight. Some young couple...no older than mid 20s... and one of her complaints is that she has female friends on face book and he doesn't list her as his main squeeze on face book, but he is only 'in a relationship.' She seems to have 5 male friends on facebook and that is a problem for him. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? GROW THE FUCK UP!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!! IT'S FUCKING FACEBOOK!!!! This is the single most retarded thing I've ever listening to. And, she's wearing a Harvard sweatshirt. Goodgod I hope she didn't go to Harvard, or I am truly stupid because I have to be smarter than her, and I couldnt' get into harvard.... so maybe im not smarter than her... maybe I'm actually more retarded... holy fuck! I need them to die right now.