A page of history is worth a volume of logic. Keep your pants zipped and your fountain pen dry

I'm not sure there is anything I can say that is greater than that picture. I found this sign the other day while walking around, but have yet to have seen any humped zebra. What the hell?!?! I mean, that's like holding an ice cream cone in front of a child. Cruel, man cruel. call me crazy, but I'd rather heat up pop tarts than be human. Today we are going to parliament. I actually saw parliament a few days ago when I went to london, but didn't go in. But today we get a tour and a lecture and stuff. So that should be pretty sweet. Big ben was pretty impressive to me. and the parliament building looks very cool. But yesterday I went out a little bit with like a ton of people from the program. It was fun. Nothing special, but fun. Tho, I did drink a bad beer that's sitting in my stomach like a rock. No more bad beer. I've put the kaibosh on that. an interesting side note. I've noticed that I've been doing Kevin-style hand gestures a lot recently. But just in Oxford. I think my Oxford persona that I've created tells stole his story telling style from Kevin. What is also funny is that Kevin's hand gestures are actually an amalgam of his own inherant actions and those of air quotes guy. So I'm like one generation on hand gestures away from air quotes guy. Next thing you know, Andrew is going to start air quoting. Watch out world, it's spreading like a disease. and watch out for humped zebra attacks. They are viscious bastards.