...and the stunning conclusion

Last time on Blog-o-licious

"totally awesome profiles on the readers of this blog"
"totally embarasing stuff about my siblings."
"shocking truths from the secret lives of my readers."

now... today's episode

Profiles part II: the friends

4. name: Kevin (middle name unknown so I'll guess) Maximus Mansfield
title: God among men
alternate title: Gods gift to women
alternate alternate title: book slave
alternate alternate alternate title: Short stack
Place of birth: duunno--Bedford?
current residence: Bedfo' OH
eyes: brown (?)
hair: brown (that seems like a trend here)
likes: lo fi music, harry and the potters, agmfsfb, comics, felafal, chillin' with a little bit of illin', freaks and geeks, david lynch, long walks on the beach with himself
dislikes: borders, borders customers, david pildner (note the juxtoposition with david lynch. I rule).
quote: "you wouldn't like me when im Ang Lee... HOOOOO COUNT IT!!!!"

Know to his friends as "lord of the dance," Kevin is one of the kewlest cats in the world. Right now he's slumming with the of us plebians while he awaits his discovery, subsequent debut, and fame and fortune. Hopefully he'll remeber us little people on his meteoric rise to fame, followed by his catastrophic fall from glory in a drug and alcohol induced bender where he kills three children, two fish, and a beaver. Watch for him on VH1's I love the '07s and Behind the Music.

5. Name: Nooree (middle name unknown, so I'll guess) "I rule" Kim
title: coolest kid on the the block
place of birth: somewhere in Korea (?)
current residence: somewhere near columbus (?)
eyes: black
hair: raven black (not like Stephen's brown-black... real black here)
Likes: hanging out, watching Korean drama (what I imagine to be soap operas), spending time with her family, traveling, long walks from her car to the law school
Dislikes: things that suck, probably this list
quote: "your blog is really bitter"

The newest (and final) addition to our illustrious list of readers, Nooree is gearing up to be a high powered attorney, kicking ass and taking names one ass at a time. Catching our hero off guard by telling him that she acutally reads this drivel, she is a welcom addition to our cast of misfits, miscreants, and superstars. Welcome her, but watch out: burried under that calm and collected exterior, a tiger awaits to erupt at a moments notice. grrrr.

whew... i need to do some work now. i really enjoyed writing this.. i hope you all liked reading it. I miss being creative.