Holy crap in a hat; or, none of this would have been possible without...

So... I learned a wonderful thing today. Ready... excited?

I have a new reader to Blog-o-licious. And to think, I made fun of Kathryn for suggesting that someone else would waste his/her time my drivel/rants/whining/thought.... But, once long ago, I dropped the URL to this blog to my friend Nooree and apparently she reads occasionally. So, everyone say hello to Nooree....

When I started this blog, I was thinking about doing a quick mock-profile on my new reader both so that the rest of you knew who she was and to see if she was actually reading... but I realized that that wouldn't be nice... unless of course, i embarassed everyone else who reads Blog-o-licious as well... so here goes...

part 1: the family

1. name: Kathryn Elizabeth Wolfson
title: Golden child
place of birth: solon ohio
current residence: los angeles.
eyes: blue
hair: brown with lots of fake colors in it
Likes: sitting around, eating sandwiches that mom made, working out, david beckham, soccer players in general, star bloggs, clementines, crappy 19th century novels, long walks on the beach with guys named geoge
dislikes: california drivers
quote: "I'm Naaaaaaaapppppping!!!!"
Born a short 3 years after our hero (Stephen), her life growing up was quite a bit different than his. She went to a different high school, was athletic, wasn't particularly angsty, and was generally loved by all. Indeed, those things remain to this day. But don't underestimate her; this chick is one complex Kat (as her non-Wolfson friends call her). And sure as shit she'll cu tyou down where you stand if you piss her off. Rowr.


2. name: Andrew Joseph Wolfson
Title: the cute one (tho he would deny it... I've known many who would agree with this title)
place of birth: solon ohio
current residence: splits his time between chagrin falls, oh and meadville PA--but he's an Ohioian no matter what.
eyes: brown (he hides them behind glasses, tho)
hair: dark brown.
likes: gaming, YT breakfasts, crossword puzzles (tho, he would deny this... I know in his heart of hearts that he likes them), greek gods, video games, good music, good movies, this chicken recipe that mom has dubbed 'andrew's chicken', anime, Libby
dislikes: stupidity, bad music, bad movies, when stephen tries to force him to do things he doesn't want to do (sorry), school, probably this list
quote: 'Everytime you open your mouth you prove again how much of an idiot you are.'
alternate quote: "see you space cowboy"

Born 7 years after our hero, Andrew, the youngest wolfson, has serious potential to kick ass and take names (though he would deny that as well). Smart, funny, and cute, 2008 should prove to be a big year for Andrew as he is finally getting the hell out of college. Go forth and prosper, young man.

3. Stephen Manuel Wolfson (yes, i read my own blog. is that lame?)
title: the crazy, out-there one
place of birth: Chicago, IL (THAT'S RIGHT!!!!!! NOT OHIO!!!!!)
current residence: columbus, OH
eyes: blue-green (my driver's license says 'hazel' but I don't actually know what that means
hair: flowing dark brown (some say black) locks--sampson ain't got shit on me
likes: blogging, reading, movies, music, video games, YT breakfasts, biking, dreaming, long walks on the beach with guys named george
dislikes: law school, stupid people, christian contemporary music, country music
quote: i need to get out of ohio

On December 31,1978, 3 weeks before he was due, Stephen decided that he needed to be born in 1978 (screw that 1979 shit). So, despite a blizzard, and despite the debaucherous party that his parents were surely attending (not really), he said "mom, I'm comming out now, so get ready." since this singular fortuitous event, tho, his life has been one folly after the other, leading to today, where he is alone, lonely, and horribly unmotivated by life and school.

stop by tomorrow for the continued post... I need to do some gender law stufff