Live Free or DIE IN A PUDDLE OF YOUR OWN URINE AFRAID OF FACING THE CONSEQUENCES OF BEING A MAN

So. I just read a rumor that die hard may get cut down to pg-13. And that, my friends, is a travesty. I've been relatively excited about Die Hard 4. The trailers really do look cool. But I'm very--very--skeptical. I mean, it just sounds wrong. John McClair fighting...Computer Hackers!??!?! I dont fucking think so. I mean, the only way these computer hackers could be cool is if they were genetically bred from an unholy concoction of the genes of Hans Gruber and the Predator. But my guess is that they are just slick dressed metrosexuals in armani suits. And John McClain will have to kill... all of them. And it should be blood and there should be tons of swearing... and maybe some boobs. But at Pg-13, it is doubtful that we will even hear Yippie Kai Ya Mother Fucker! and that is unforgivable. If you studio fucks over at Fox are reading this. Dont do it. just dont. Make this movie what it should be: A kick ass, hardcore summer action flick. Think Bad Boys 2. Think Die Hard 1. Make the movie. Make it!!!! Dont fucking Pussy it out. If you do, you will be worse than George Lucas. Seriously. Die Hard is that sacred. John McClain Jumped off a building with a hose wrapped around his waist. John McClain is a badass. John McClain is R rated.